May 2012
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May 26th
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John: Do you want us to give you a wake-up call tomorrow? Me: No John: Ok Gawd, you wake up late and miss one flight in the past, and your family will never let it go. 
May 24th
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April 2012
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“Don’t try to be great. Being great involves luck and other circumstances beyond...”
– What They Don’t Tell You at Graduation - WSJ.com (via highlow) Also, #7: Your parents don’t want what is best for you. They want what is good for you, which isn’t always the same thing. There is a natural instinct to protect our children from risk and discomfort, and therefore to urge...
Apr 29th
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Apr 25th
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A phone conversation with a 4-yo
Me: Whatchya doin’? Jackson: We riding in car watermelon so yummy and sweet Me: Are you eating watermelon? In the car? Jackson: I like carrots because they’re are sooooooo crunchy!!! Hahmee [unintelligible unintelligible] train carrots you think sooooo watermelon. Hahmee rides train same one you New York train Me: …did you go to basketball practice, Jackson? Did you make any...
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Apr 17th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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When someone asks: "Aren't you supposed to be on a...
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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BEYONCÉ'S TUMBLR IS LIVE Y'ALL →
popculturebrain: So I’m guessing no one cracked the password? Also, this is the greatest day for the #Celebs tag. well this is certainly exciting
Apr 5th
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March 2012
13 posts
“As long as I can remember I have cared about the timbre, the phrasing of a...”
– Adrienne Rich, Paris Review 3/2/11
Mar 29th
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Mar 26th
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“We actually started having family dinners, where my grandfather would say...”
– Talk about high-expectations Asian (grand)father, eesh. [Cooking School Spreads Immigrants’ Skills and Ethnic Recipes, NPR] 
Mar 24th
Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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A reference guide to people who leave comments to...
I probably pay more attention to comments than I should. I’m not quite sure why I still read them. More than half of the time, I get annoyed, but I just…can’t…stop. At least with recipes, I can claim that I peruse the comments because I’m looking for helpful tips or suggestions, especially when there is an ingredient or two called for in the recipe that I don’t...
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Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
File this under unnecessary: Yet another reason to... →
Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
10 posts
Feb 24th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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WatchWatch
highlow: annamarie: Here is a clip from my boyfriend, John Mulaney’s standup special airing on Comedy Central on January 28th at 10pm.  He will make you laugh, so watch it!  I was in the audience — listen for my laugh.  I was there, too!
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 26th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 16th
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